msg b.1183
CURRENT THREAT LEVEL - BRUEGEL CLASS II - ZOMBIE OUTBREAK CONTAINED - SEE MISSION REPORT

RECENT MISSION ALERT

LOCATION: Ritter Springs Park, Springfield Missouri, TIME: Oct 6, 2012 at 01:00 pm
DESCRIPTION: Zombie Outbreak threatening runners of 3 mile footrace
FOR MORE INFO: see Monster Dash
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The ZOM Foundation

THE ZOM FOUNDATION DOES NOT EXIST!

...but, if it did exist, it would be a secret organization dedicated to assessing and treating outbreaks of zombie activity and keeping such outbreaks a secret from the public at large.  Of course, to do so the Foundation would need to deny its own existence, so...

THE ZOM FOUNDATION DOES NOT EXIST!
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